Showing posts with label Label - Starcrunch. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Label - Starcrunch. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

KREAMY ‘LECTRIC SANTA – Music for Meditation relaxation and the Imminent Overthrow of all World Governments 7” EP


Starcrunch Records – Miami (1996)

Steak & Acid
Claudette Colbert
Holdin’ Yerself
KLS meets the Phantom of Tropical Park
Heros of the 90’s
T.Smith vs. Gastro in the pits of Dante’s L.A.

SirBoTurbo – guitar, vocals, tapes
Priya Ray – violin, vocals
Jan Nine – vocals, space whispers
Tim Vaughn –drums
Andrew Ross Hurricane Youth Powell – bass

This record continues to be frustrating and pisses me off – but is still essential. At this point in their “careers”, they had the best rhythm section I knew of in music – but were swayed by the lo-fi movement into recording on 2 tracks, ghetto blasters and wax cylinders. These same songs blew yer head off at live shows but sound very one-dimensional here. This is also a concept 7” – another sin – concerning something about Crass – tons of unintelligible propaganda comes with the record. The songs are, of course, avant-punk weirdness of the highest order. The goofy punk ripoff of KLS meets the Phantom rolls into Heros of the 90’s – a classic KLS track with lots of twists and turns, which in turn rolls into a noisy collage-type thing. Side 2 starts with Steak and Acid – (no doubt a bad idea – I tried chicken gyro and acid once and thought I was gonna puke and die). In this case – the song is not harmful and not terribly memorable. Claudette Colbert and to a lesser extent Holdin’ Yerself are almost pretty songs – very nice.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

CHILDRESS – Two Fisted Dongus 7” Ep


Starcrunch Records – Miami (1995)

Waterboy
Florence King
John

Noah Vail – guitars, vocals
Shayne Hansen – drums

The lone record by Miami’s Childress is much better than I had remembered. It’s probably the weakest record on the Starcrunch label, but still recommended. Waterboy and Florence King are pretty good slow to mid tempo weirdo punk rock with straight-ahead instrumentation and off kilter vocals. John is the weakest song – “John – I’m not a mountain goat” – not sure what that’s about. If you find the cover art either offensive or juvenile and stupid, you are unlikely to enjoy the record inside. Childress featured Noah Vail from Human Oddities and Shayne Hansen from various Miami bands including Broken Talent (briefly, I think), Trash Monkeys and others – before they got fed up and kicked him out. Shayne would later gain fame by doing solo shows playing drum solos to videos of hockey fights – only at Churchills – of course.

Monday, June 8, 2009

STUN GUNS – I can’t believe it’s not murder EP


Starcrunch Records (4) – Miami (1995)

Brand New Year
Hitman
Bullet in the Head

Paul Lee Guns (alias Paul Lecours, alias Paul Enema) – vocals, guitar
George Machine Gun Kelley – bass
Buddha Sanchez – guitar
Hurricane Andrew Powell – drums

These ne’er do wells made it look easy. All three songs, together with their other recorded output, are near perfect, catchy as hell punk rock. Paul showed promise with the Lethal Yellow, but blew everyone away with the Stun Guns. The rest of the band kicked ass too and everyone was in other influential bands. In case the song titles didn’t give it away – the Stun Guns focused on crime – making Miami a natural home. Their only drawback was – driving to Miami for a Stun Guns show was no guarantee that you would get to see them play. Happened to me at least twice.

Sunday, May 31, 2009

LOS CANADIANS – The Kids are Alroot EP


Starcrunch Records – Miami (1995)

Ivy Jeanne – Vocals
Buddha – Guitars
Timmy Put – Bass
Scott Crackrock – Drums

Never Can
Cornflakes
Clarissa
False Prophit
EAB
Forget Now

One of my favorite records from the mid-90’s Florida punk renaissance. Kinda like a less-self indulgent Janis Joplin fronting a good punk band featuring buzzsaw guitars, busy bassplayer and quality songs. These guys were formerly known as Hey Schmecky or the Tri-Rails and are/were involved in other great bands. There’s a split cd (other band – Chickenhead) compiling this ep, their split ep with Black Fork, and some other stuff. The best stuff is here on this ep. Los Canadians regularly appeared at Churchills, punk picnics and Food Not Bombs-type soirees.